||Independent food writer
||Parker, CO, United States
||I’m a CIA-trained chef, an ACE personal trainer, and am currently working as neither. I currently stay home with our little nugget, born 8-23-10, and try to keep him from dramatic acts of baby self-endangerment. I’m working on finding a new balance, wherein I both parent said child, as well as shower, make food, and write about food on this blog. It’s shockingly difficult. I also like to write about stupid acts of fitness that I impose on myself and husband. Be forewarned that this blog is primarily an outlet for sarcasm, so if you’re offended by that, I’d recommend not continuing to read. Otherwise, welcome!
||Eating, cooking, writing, food photography, athletics, Broncos football, X-box gaming, kitchen appliances, and pink lip gloss.
||Angry teeny-bopper music
||Bouchon, Alinea, Ad Hoc, Le Cordon Bleu, The Breadmaker’s Apprentice, Twilight, Harry Potter, and most anything else.