<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?> <rss version="2.0" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/" xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/" xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/" ><channel><title>The Spiteful Chef</title> <atom:link href="http://www.thespitefulchef.com/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.thespitefulchef.com</link> <description>I like food... as more than just a friend</description> <lastBuildDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2012 07:13:16 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en-US</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1</generator> <item><title>Lesbiatarianism</title><link>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/11/lesbiatarianism.html</link> <comments>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/11/lesbiatarianism.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2012 07:12:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Kristie</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Recipes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[healthy]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Vegan]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thespitefulchef.com/?p=1352</guid> <description><![CDATA[My little sister and I have had our fair share of ups and downs, as sisters tend to do.  She entered this world with a bang by arriving on my 8th birthday, and stealing the date for herself.  From that day forward, it was never &#8220;my birthday.&#8221;  It was either &#8220;our birthday&#8221; or &#8220;her birthday.&#8221; &#8230; <span class="more-link"><a href="http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/11/lesbiatarianism.html">Continue reading &#187;</a></span>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/11/lesbiatarianism.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>4</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>10 New Ways to Use Greek Yogurt (and why you should be using it every day!)</title><link>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/10/10-new-ways-to-use-greek-yogurt-and-why-you-should-be-using-it-every-day.html</link> <comments>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/10/10-new-ways-to-use-greek-yogurt-and-why-you-should-be-using-it-every-day.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 25 Oct 2012 20:26:37 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Kristie</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Food]]></category> <category><![CDATA[diet]]></category> <category><![CDATA[fitness]]></category> <category><![CDATA[greek]]></category> <category><![CDATA[protein]]></category> <category><![CDATA[recipes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[yogurt]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thespitefulchef.com/?p=1314</guid> <description><![CDATA[Until the entry of Greek yogurt into the marketplace, I didn&#8217;t know there were different kinds of yogurt. Most of our experience was limited to &#8220;fruit-on-the-bottom&#8221; and &#8220;fruit-all-mixed-in&#8221; yogurts. And plain yogurt, which I always assumed was to make old people less obsessed with their own gastroenteric function. Or something involving butts. Really, who knows &#8230; <span class="more-link"><a href="http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/10/10-new-ways-to-use-greek-yogurt-and-why-you-should-be-using-it-every-day.html">Continue reading &#187;</a></span>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/10/10-new-ways-to-use-greek-yogurt-and-why-you-should-be-using-it-every-day.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Nice Giblets</title><link>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/10/nice-giblets.html</link> <comments>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/10/nice-giblets.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 10 Oct 2012 16:48:33 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Kristie</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Food]]></category> <category><![CDATA[food that looks like vaginas]]></category> <category><![CDATA[heritage turkey]]></category> <category><![CDATA[thanksgiving porn]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thespitefulchef.com/?p=1316</guid> <description><![CDATA[I am no stranger to food that looks disturbingly like vaginas.  You can see evidence of that here and here, as well as at any dinner table I&#8217;ve ever attended that has included more than 4 oz of wine poured into my personal glass. Once, I went to dinner with some very conservative, religious family &#8230; <span class="more-link"><a href="http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/10/nice-giblets.html">Continue reading &#187;</a></span>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/10/nice-giblets.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Female Reproduction Quiz for Potential Legislators</title><link>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/female-reproduction-quiz-for-potential-legislators.html</link> <comments>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/female-reproduction-quiz-for-potential-legislators.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Fri, 24 Aug 2012 20:43:22 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Kristie</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Politics]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Akin]]></category> <category><![CDATA[rape]]></category> <category><![CDATA[women's issues]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thespitefulchef.com/?p=1308</guid> <description><![CDATA[Since Representative Todd Akin made his infamous comments about how the female reproductive system shuts down any babies made from &#8220;legitimate rape,&#8221; my brain has been bashing itself against the walls of my skull wondering how, HOW, someone like this could rise to a position of power.  I&#8217;m pretty sure my reproductive system doesn&#8217;t have &#8230; <span class="more-link"><a href="http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/female-reproduction-quiz-for-potential-legislators.html">Continue reading &#187;</a></span>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/female-reproduction-quiz-for-potential-legislators.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Getting Shanked</title><link>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/getting-shanked.html</link> <comments>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/getting-shanked.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 23 Aug 2012 17:17:03 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Kristie</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Entree]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Recipes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[beef]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bones]]></category> <category><![CDATA[crockpot]]></category> <category><![CDATA[pasta]]></category> <category><![CDATA[prison]]></category> <category><![CDATA[stew]]></category> <category><![CDATA[winter]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thespitefulchef.com/?p=1296</guid> <description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been in jail&#8230; a few times.  I&#8217;ve mentioned it, I&#8217;m sure, but if you haven&#8217;t heard the story about the time I got put in an orange jumpsuit and handcuffs for having an unpaid &#8220;Dog off his leash&#8221; ticket in Fort Collins, this is your opportunity to find out! I&#8217;m turning into one of &#8230; <span class="more-link"><a href="http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/getting-shanked.html">Continue reading &#187;</a></span>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/getting-shanked.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>7</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Naming all my kids &#8220;Breville&#8221;</title><link>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/naming-all-my-kids-breville.html</link> <comments>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/naming-all-my-kids-breville.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 22 Aug 2012 18:28:43 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Kristie</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Food]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thespitefulchef.com/?p=1170</guid> <description><![CDATA[I think it was back when I was first entering college that everybody was clamoring for the George Foreman grill.  Here are a few important facts: 1- George Foreman named all of his five sons &#8220;George Foreman,&#8221; which should be an immediate qualifier for getting punched in the face.  I don&#8217;t even feel comfortable when &#8230; <span class="more-link"><a href="http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/naming-all-my-kids-breville.html">Continue reading &#187;</a></span>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/naming-all-my-kids-breville.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Wholesome</title><link>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/wholesome.html</link> <comments>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/wholesome.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sun, 19 Aug 2012 07:07:38 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Kristie</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Food]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thespitefulchef.com/?p=1261</guid> <description><![CDATA[Forgive me for a moment while I get a little bit srsly for a second. Being a parent is HARD.  Harder than I ever would have dreamed.  It&#8217;s not like the basic need-meeting is a particularly challenging skillset, mind you.  Basically all I have to do is keep him from offing himself, make PB&#38;J sandwiches &#8230; <span class="more-link"><a href="http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/wholesome.html">Continue reading &#187;</a></span>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/wholesome.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Asian Chicken Noms-a-million</title><link>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/asian-chicken-noms-a-million.html</link> <comments>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/asian-chicken-noms-a-million.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 15 Aug 2012 22:12:11 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Kristie</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Entree]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Food]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Recipes]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Asian]]></category> <category><![CDATA[chicken]]></category> <category><![CDATA[healthy]]></category> <category><![CDATA[sauce]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thespitefulchef.com/?p=1212</guid> <description><![CDATA[When we lived in TX, I made the very grave error of buying a whole bunch of groceries at the ethnic market, and then taking them home and not making them immediately, assuming that I would get to them on a rainy day.  Instead, on that rainy day, I got pregnant and was so deeply &#8230; <span class="more-link"><a href="http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/asian-chicken-noms-a-million.html">Continue reading &#187;</a></span>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/asian-chicken-noms-a-million.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>WTF: Asian Market Edition</title><link>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/wtf-asian-market-edition.html</link> <comments>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/wtf-asian-market-edition.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 14 Aug 2012 16:30:14 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Kristie</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Food]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thespitefulchef.com/?p=1215</guid> <description><![CDATA[&#160; I find the Asian market to be absolutely fascinating.  I’ve mentioned this before.  I like everything about it except for the fact that it smells like an unwashed bidet.  After careful sleuthing, I believe I may have located the source of the odor, and it’s sort of a nightmare in and of itself: Like &#8230; <span class="more-link"><a href="http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/wtf-asian-market-edition.html">Continue reading &#187;</a></span>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/08/wtf-asian-market-edition.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>4</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>My Sham Marriage</title><link>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/07/my-sham-marriage.html</link> <comments>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/07/my-sham-marriage.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Sat, 28 Jul 2012 05:13:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>Kristie</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Rants]]></category> <category><![CDATA[legal]]></category> <category><![CDATA[military]]></category><guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.thespitefulchef.com/?p=1202</guid> <description><![CDATA[I am not what you would call an organizational wizard.  Paperwork seems to filter through my fingers into nothingness, or end up on the floor covered in smears of tomato sauce and/or drawings of naked stick figures.  I&#8217;m talking about 8&#215;11 sheets of printer paper, mind you.  So when various government organizations issue me very &#8230; <span class="more-link"><a href="http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/07/my-sham-marriage.html">Continue reading &#187;</a></span>]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.thespitefulchef.com/2012/07/my-sham-marriage.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>13</slash:comments> </item> </channel> </rss>
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