I’ve been in jail… a few times. I’ve mentioned it, I’m sure, but if you haven’t heard the story about the time I got put in an orange jumpsuit and handcuffs for having an unpaid “Dog off his leash” ticket in Fort Collins, this is your opportunity to find out! I’m turning into one of … Continue reading »
Sometimes I have great plans for dinner, and I go to all the trouble of making marinades and pre-slicing vegetables and thawing hunks of local beef, 0nly to get home from boot camp and find out that all of my ideas are completely fukt because I don’t have corn tortillas and it’s 7:30 pm, so … Continue reading »
Continuing in our series of presidential nominees, I’d like to stop and take a moment to honor someone so wholesome, so robotic, so MONOGAMOUS, that clearly he’s going to win the republican nomination. I’m looking at you, Mr. Willard Mitt Romney. Mitt. Ol’ Mittens. What the hell are we doing right now? We went from … Continue reading »