Every year I get my hopes sort of up that Chris is going to have grand plans for Valentine’s Day. And every year, he does wonderful, gallant things pretty much every day except for Valentines day, because he hates the crowds in restaurants on the evening of. I’m learning to be totally okay with it, … Continue reading »
I don’t know what it is about weekends… Maybe it’s all the free time. Maybe it’s because my weekends are usually a jacked-up melange of hangover pain and running pain. Usually one morning of each. Either way, we end up eating a ridiculous pile of things on the weekends, compared to our relatively sane eating … Continue reading »
Do you see how tiny this bread is? I put it on top of a bar of cheap unsweetened chocolate to show you its petite stature. Kind of how Venus Williams is going to have to date that giant from the Green Mile if she ever wants to feel like a delicate flower and not … Continue reading »
See all this produce that doesn’t know what it wants to be when it grows up? Stay tuned to find out what its career counselor suggested! I’ve been trying to figure out ways that I can save money on groceries in the futile hope that maybe, some month, I’ll be able to stay within my … Continue reading »
Willie is very sad today, because he doesn’t have anyone to play with. Today is the first whole day of an empty house. I do not hear children. I do not hear childrens’ television programming. I do not have to run the dishwasher twice a day, and I do not have to read a story … Continue reading »
I am Amish. Or, at least, I’m COOKING like I’m Amish. The sturdy, hooded people would be very proud of what I’ve accomplished, even if it’s left me sadly exhausted and not having lost any weight (even though I’ve been doing workout classes like it’s my job–cuz it kinda is). It all started with those … Continue reading »