Until the entry of Greek yogurt into the marketplace, I didn’t know there were different kinds of yogurt. Most of our experience was limited to “fruit-on-the-bottom” and “fruit-all-mixed-in” yogurts. And plain yogurt, which I always assumed was to make old people less obsessed with their own gastroenteric function. Or something involving butts. Really, who knows … Continue reading »
The Gym. We love to hate it, but an estimated 45.3 million Americans have a gym membership of some kind. Some of us go to lose weight, some of us go to bulk up, some of us go because our gyms have free daycare, and some of us go because we like to lay by … Continue reading »
I am downstairs at the computer. Chris is still in bed, though I think he’s up because he just posted a comment to my previous blog entry. I think I might throw up, and my eyes are all gunked up and hard to see through. My left arm has a series of lines and circles … Continue reading »
Do you see how tiny this bread is? I put it on top of a bar of cheap unsweetened chocolate to show you its petite stature. Kind of how Venus Williams is going to have to date that giant from the Green Mile if she ever wants to feel like a delicate flower and not … Continue reading »
Here is a picture of an apple buttermilk corn-cake I made two nights ago, covered in the maple-cinnamon mascarpone cream I made in the blender at the last minute. It is the only real food you will see in this post, and it was delicious alongside the creamy chicken and wild rice soup we had … Continue reading »
For those of you who may not have ever seen me in person, I am ridiculously tall, especially considering my teensy Lilliputian of a mother. I am of the Express/Hollister/Abercrombie school of outfits. I rarely wear anything on my feet that doesn’t have the little swoosh on them, lovingly embroidered by the delicate, nimble fingers … Continue reading »
I have GOT to find my charger for my actual camera and stop taking pictures with my iPhone. I love my phone, don’t get me wrong. Any phone that can survive a swim in a pot of water and “filbert” skins is a gift in and of itself. But the iPhone camera makes all my … Continue reading »
This is what I have to do to feel justified in what I’m making for dinner tonight. That 007 on the bottom right is calories. That’s what happens when it rolls over from 999 to 1000. I felt gypped. I wanted it to say 1K or something good. Anyway, while I did take my sweet … Continue reading »