Tagged with politics

The Sperminator

The Sperminator

Congratulations on your big Colorado (And Minnesota, and another state that I can’t remember) wins last night, Rick Santorum!  I especially appreciated the dinner time robocall about how as a Christian I have to be pro-life and pro-hetero-marriage.  Because I was confused about my responsibilities as a believer in Christ.  Now I’m equally confused because … Continue reading »

C-love and special sauce

C-love and special sauce

Taking a break from politics (although I still have a Santorum post and an Obama post to delight the masses) to share something serious with you. One of my main problems–in life–is that my desire to eat junk is balanced equally and oppositely against my desire to continue fitting into my current size pants.  Or … Continue reading »

Mittens Romulus

Mittens Romulus

Continuing in our series of presidential nominees, I’d like to stop and take a moment to honor someone so wholesome, so robotic, so MONOGAMOUS, that clearly he’s going to win the republican nomination.  I’m looking at you, Mr. Willard Mitt Romney.  Mitt.  Ol’ Mittens. What the hell are we doing right now?  We went from … Continue reading »

Amphibious Sexin

Amphibious Sexin

I just want to take this opportunity to say how much I love politics.  It’s a thing that my family doesn’t feel as comfortable discussing, but I could discuss it all day.  Chris also likes talking politics, or listening to my political rants, so that works out well for both of us. But this last … Continue reading »

A brief rant

I have so many pictures from the past week of foodie indulgence, and now that Erik and Alissa have gotten on their plane to Denver, I have time to write about them. I dropped them off and went straight to Central Market to stock up for a weekend of sheer laziness with Chris. Usually, lazy … Continue reading »